My new neighbor has a cat. If you know me, you would know, I do not like cats. I could not not live with a cat. They creep me out, they are just too slow and sneaky-acting.
Anyway, I know there is cat because, I saw him/her on my fire escape. Okay, fine. I figured they were just letting it get some air or exercise. Then the cat was just sitting outside of my window looking creepy — so, I threw Legos at it. I didn’t try to hit it or anything, I just wanted him go to his side. My daughter didn’t like that very much. One, she didn’t want me to hit the cat. I wasn’t going to do that though. Second, she felt I was wasting her Legos. So, after 3 Legos, I decided that wasn’t such a good idea.
I left the cat alone.
Today, I open the curtains and I see loads of cat shit. I was NOT pleased. People in my building actually put things on their fire escape, nothing major, to block access. I have a suitcase-duffle bag thing out there and a small cooler. I put them in garbage bags, to protect them from water.
Well, the cat has made my bag his toilet. It was FULL of shit. Shit that has been rained on, now there are pools of shit water on it. I decided to open the window to inspect. The cat lives out there. He had food and a crate on the fire escape. So, he brings his ass to my side to shit, then goes to his clean side to live. I am not feeling it. I picked up the whole bag and threw it over. It was just disgusting. I have to tell the Super, I feel bad about him having to pick it up.
So, I want to talk to the neighbor. They need to keep their fucking cat in their house. I have shit all in front of my window right now. I was trying to pitch the hard ones onto the ground — some were just too soft.
Am I overreacting?