…so dense, some of the time.
I really want to say almost all the time, but I don’t want to insult my male readers, teehee.
Well, why don’t men have that same good sense? They say the stupidest shit and really wait for a response. They seem to want to see if it worked. A good indication of the line not working: the woman says NOTHING/WALKS AWAY/KEEPS walking.
Yesterday was a little nippy as I walked home from work. I started fixing my scarf a little tighter for warmth. This guy goes “I like scarves.” Obviously, I said nothing. So, I guess he thought of one better, “Can I have your scarf.” Okay, maybe it is me. But, isn’t that the dumbest shit ever? Who doesn’t like a damn scarf, especially when it is nippy? Why would you then beg me got my things? I saw him standing there when I came out of my building. So, I had no reason to look back or stop, because I already knew whe was talking to me. I kept walking.
I am walking down the street with my daughters and some guy comes up and says “You have a beautiful family. Your daughters are just as pretty as their mommy.” Nice right? Of course I speak this time, to say thank you. What kinda animal wouldn’t say thank you? Then he hits me with “All you need now is a boy, and I can give that to you. I have NOOOO problem giving that to you.” Lawd. Sir, please stop there, I want nothing that you have ever even touched.
I am again walking (don’t think I actually walk a lot) and I get the infamous “Why do you look so angry?” How do I look angry? Do I look like the damn Grim Reaper or something? I am walking by myself and looking where I am going. What else should I be doing? Should I be doing a jig? Should I talk to myself? Should I walk around smiling or laughing for no reason? Or maybe, I should have just smiled when I saw him? I am not sure, but that shit is so dumb to me.
What are some lines that have been used on you?
I can’t be the only one who thinks this way.
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