I am going to go out on a limb here. Feel free to disagree, I am sure I won’t care. People should get arrested for not picking up dog shit. I AM serious. If you can get arrested for disorderly conduct, then this should be a part of behaving disorderly.

I have a huge issue with seeing shit on the street. You have no idea. I plan my walks around shit. I remember shit that was there yesterday or the day before. I preëmpt shit! Rain? Geezus, it makes it more disgusting. Now, I have wet almost invisible shit to deal with. I am really good at spotting shit and dodging shit! Yesterday? Nope, not so much. I stepped in shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, for real. -___-

Leaves? Leaves fucked up my whole concentration yesterday. The leaves were yellowish and brownish. The shit just so happen to be yellowish and brownish too! Sooooooo, I stepped in it. My foot actually slid in it. That is how I knew I stepped in shit. OMG! If you knew me, you would know that is the worst! Other people just walk without even paying attention to shit. I can barely talk while I walk, I do not want to miss any shit.

I am starting to believe home and business owners should be accountable for not picking up leaves as well. They should know leaves camouflage shit!  So, they need to get to fucking work. This is way more important than lets say —  shoveling show, which they are required to do. But, with the snow, I can see the shit.

Ok, I am done with my nonsense.


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