I know, I know…you didn’t expect this news. It is ok, you can still love the snot out of me.
Well, the thing is, I have a husband and a wife. Is that bad?
I don’t seem to think so.
They are both well-educated, health conscious, and they are nice looking. I really think they care about ME. I love seeing them, they make me smile a little inside.
Don’t tell anyone about this thing that I have going on. OK?
I guess, I can tell you guys their names, since you have agreed to keep this a secret. Right?
Ok, his name is Barack and her name is Michelle. I hope you guys don’t know them, because this could be really embarrassing, if word got out.